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Shea Butter Builders

We'll smooth things over.

Drywall, decks, concrete, networks, and that printer nobody else will touch. One guy, two trades, applied liberally to the affected area.

Services

Rough in. Smooth out.

Every job comes rated by Smoothness Protection Factor. Higher is smoother. Nobody knows the ceiling.

01 Construction

Drywall & mudSPF 50

We tape it, we mud it, we sand it until it's softer than a baby's elbow.

Decks & sealingSPF 30

Your deck gets the same treatment as dry knuckles in a Wisconsin January.

Concrete finishingSPF 45

Trowelled glassy. No streaks, no greasy residue.

FencesFREE

Yes, really. Shea builds fences for free. Good fences make good neighbors, and Shea makes good fences.

Framing & additionsSPF 15

Framing is rough by nature. We'll smooth it over at the drywall stage.

02 IT

Network installsSPF 60

Cable management so clean it looks moisturized. Every run labeled. Probably.

FirewallsSPF 100

Locks in moisture. Locks out threats.

Help deskSPF 20

Have you tried turning it off and applying a thin, even layer?

Data recoverySPF 35

Your files were never lost. They were just a little dehydrated.

How it works

Application instructions

Apply to affected area

Shea shows up with a truck, a laptop bag, a five-gallon bucket of something, and a 12-pack of Diet Coke.

Massage in gently

Small circular motions. Some swearing at the joist hangers. A firmware update and a Diet Coke while the mud dries.

Let set overnight

Wake up to a smooth wall and a Wi-Fi signal in the garage. Reapply as needed.

Applicator of the Month
Shea, smiling, in a rust-colored hoodie
SheaLead Applicator · Tier 1 Help Desk · Tier 0 Coffee Drinker

Meet your applicator

One guy. Two trades. Zero coffee.

Shea frames walls in the morning and fixes VLANs in the afternoon. He runs entirely on Diet Coke and has never once said "that's not my department."

Certifications
Hammer, keyboard, and an unshakeable grip on a 12-pack
Hates
Coffee, chocolate, eggs, unlabeled patch cables
Fences
Free. Just ask.
Finish
Smooth. Every time.

Free estimate

How rough is it?

Tell us the job and how bad it looks. Our proprietary algorithm returns the number of tubs required.

Slightly ashyAlligator
Base smoothing—
Roughness surcharge—
Prior-work multiplier—
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Tubs of shea, 8 oz

Reviews

Smooth operators agree

★★★★★
"I was a load-bearing wall with a hole in me. Now I'm a load-bearing wall with self-esteem."
A living room wall
★★★★★
"He relabeled every port, updated my firmware, and told me I looked hydrated."
A 24-port switch
★★★★☆
"Smooth finish. Minus one star because he called me 'buddy' the whole time."
A garage floor slab
★☆☆☆☆
"He showed up at 8:00. The dogs showed up at 8:01. It's been three weeks and I still have no railings."
A half-built deck